Word of the Day

Wapanese

e.g., I wonder if Mark has turned Wapanese during his time in Taiwan. Maybe I'll be able to find out if he comes to Chicago and play.

Please shoot me, kick me or punch me in the head (and uterus) before this ever happens to me

A 44 year old woman (who looks like she is 66, while her husband still looks youngish) gives birth to her 18th child.

a conversation about city living

Kim: how was your day?
Me: it was good
Me: after work i went to get a mani pedi then went to macys for a bit of shopping
Kim: ooh fancy
Kim: sounds so metropolitan
Me: then hopped on a bus a bunch of street performers were on counting the money they made today
Me: a girl started screaming and asking people if we had a paper dollar for 4 quarters
Kim: hahah
Me: very metropolitan