Recently a friend told me that he doesn't plan on moving home anytime soon because he is a god in China. Apparently Chinese girls are all over guys who can speak English. Seeing that he is only one guy, I decided to conduct a poll to see if what he said is true. Considering that I polled only the guys I know, it probably won't represent the entire population of English speaking guys who has visited/lived in Asia...but the overwhelming response was, yes, English speaking guys are gods in Asia.
Of course, my favorite answer comes from Mark:
"...if you're into Asian dudes, you could probably pull some Goddess time over here, u know they're into American girls. Or there's plenty of aboriginal tribes around here, so just learn a few sweet magic tricks like Jesus did and you're golden..."
Anyone know where I can take a class on turning water into wine?
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